Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize-winning economist, warns that Donald Trump’s victory on this week’s presidential election might set off “financial chaos” and injury the nation’s Social Safety applications.
Krugman failed to say how Trump’s election will trigger the unemployment price to shoot up as lots of of Lawfare attorneys lose their jobs. One economist, talking anonymously due to the sensitivity of the subject, estimates that Lawfare generated 19 p.c of final 12 months’s GNP as hundreds of Ivy League attorneys sued or prosecuted Donald Trump. “Donald Trump’s election throws all these legal professionals out of labor,” the economist warned. “Additionally, high-end eating places in New York and Washington DC will seemingly lose 1 / 4 of their enterprise.”
Jack Smith, who was prosecuting Trump within the District of Columbia, will most likely stop earlier than Trump fires him. The Home Judiciary Committee accused Alvin Bragg of violating Trump’s constitutional rights. Marc Elias, an skilled in political marketing campaign legislation, is reportedly devastated by the election consequence. Buddies say Elias could also be compelled to euthanize Bode, his Portuguese Water Canine, as a result of Elias can not afford to feed his beloved pet.
Happily, Trump appointed me to his Govt Transition Workforce and charged me with designing a plan to attenuate the financial disruption to the Lawfare business. This is my plan.
Shortly after Trump is inaugurated, the federal authorities will create a brand new legislation faculty in Alaska, the one state that does not have one. The brand new faculty shall be situated on the stunning Aleutian island of Adak, about 4500 miles from the nation’s capital.
I’ll supply all unemployed Lawfare attorneys a tenured professor’s place on the Adak College of Regulation. I’ve already contacted Jack Smith and provided him the Dean’s place. I hope Letitia James will comply with be the Vice President for Variety, Fairness and Bullshit Litigation.
Beneath my proposed plan, I am going to advise Trump to grant amnesty to each Lawfare lawyer who agrees to affix the college on the Adak legislation faculty. As for the miscreants who refuse, I feel Trump ought to report them to the varied bar associations for disbarment proceedings for utilizing the civil and prison justice methods for the unethical objective of advancing political agendas.
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